Mickey Milkovich Text Posts a.k.a. idk what i’m doing anymore

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hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

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mabeltree:

"Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”

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A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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sean-clancy:

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp